FIFTY THOUSAND MOONS

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

In exchange for doing everything the Yankees want, gracious Andrew Miller might still get traded

Yesterday, Andrew Miller once again said he's fine, just fine, with being moved from the closer role, where last year he was the best in baseball. He told the Murdoch Mud:

“I will show up and be ready to pitch in whatever role they ask.”

So here is Miller - who kept alive the last great Yankee tradition: closer - saying and doing all the right things, while the franchise 1) Replaces him with a volatile, NL-tested, potential whack-job, who might be suspended for the first month, 2) Traded a valuable innings-eating chess piece, Justin Wilson, for two potential fifth starters in 2017, 3) Continues to eye potential deals for him.

We know why the Yankees must shop Miller. The owner, Food Stamps Steinbrenner, nixed spending on any of the big free agent pitchers, who didn't carry a draft pick price tag, and the Yankees (wisely) won't sign anybody who costs them a first-rounder. The franchise is playing Moneyball, not Yankee ball. Thus, to get a good starting pitcher, they must trade something of high value, and Miller is baseball's best closer, even though he won't be closing for us.

Some of you (rightfully) are shaking your head right now, thinking that spoiled Yankee fans squawk when they don't sign every free agent on the market. And you're right: In my perfect world, we would sign every player, and then cut the ones who don't measure up. Once upon a time, the Yankees were unique among American pro sports teams, and for reasons that might involve genetics as much as socialization, we are hopelessly drawn to the team.

Those of you who vow to not watch YES next year, or to boycott games, I say this: Don't kid yourselves. You're one five-game win streak from vaulting back onto the liquor wagon, just as the wheels tumble off. If you think you can walk away from a lifetime habit, you must be taking advice from Girardi's binder.

The 2016 Yankees, as they straggle into Tampa, look like a potential Wild Card team. They are one solid pitcher shy of winning the AL East, and the pathway to that one pitcher was simple: It required an owner who would to step to the plate. Instead, we have Food Stamps, who banks his money and talks long term strategy, like a 14-year-old with a pack of Strat-O-Matic cards.

As a result, Andrew Miller - the best closer in baseball - may still only know one year in pinstripes. Cities can trade players, but not owners. That's a shame, because Tampa would be a perfect fit for the one we have.

4 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Instead, we have Food Stamps, who banks his money and talks long term strategy, like a 14-year-old with a pack of Strat-O-Matic cards.

He's like a 9-year old from the 1960s who collects S&H Green Stamps, dreaming of all the big, sparkly things he's going to buy, but who loses interest along the way and leaves his partially completed books stuffed in a drawer, forgotten.

We, the fans, are staring at the smudged book in the drawer, wondering if it might still be worth anything.


John M said...

LBJ has made the point very eloquently there, adding the nickname "Greenie" to the burgeoning list of same for Kinky Hal.

I hate this team. Not the players, some of whom are simply old and in the way, while others have reached the height of their mediocrity. You know who I hate when I say I hate this team.

And they know that you know that I hate them.

Anonymous said...

LOL.... S & H GREEN STAMPS.... I REMEMBER THEM!..... THE THING THAT IS BOTHERING ME THE MOST IS, SUPPOSE OUR 3 HEADED MONSTER IS SO SUCCESSFUL THAT IT HELPS EDGE US OVER THE TOP TO WIN OUR DIVISION? (NOT IMPOSSIBLE).... I FEEL THERE IS NO CHANCE WE ARE GOING TO KEEP ALL 3 IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE OF THE "FINANCIAL CONSTRAINTS".... AND WOULDN'T THAT BE A MOTHERFUCKER?.... IT COULD BE THE ONE OVERWHELMING ADVANTAGE WE HAVE OVER EVERYBODY, AND WE HAVE TO BREAK IT UP BECAUSE CASHMAN WILL JUMP FOR AN ANDREW HEANEY OR LANCE MCCULLERS TYPE..... TRADING AWAY JUSTIN WILSON WAS A HORRIBLE MOVE (JUST BECAUSE HE WAS DUE A PAY RAISE)?..... OUTRAGEOUS!

Wilcy Moore, Jr. said...

Maybe there's a secret plan to make Miller a starter!