Saturday, February 6, 2016

Why Yankee fans should root for Carolina in the Super Bowl

1. If Peyton fails, Eli will still have more Super Bowl victories.

2. Cam Newton TD dance reminscent of A-Rod bat flip after fanning.

3. Carolina has never hurt us in baseball.

4. Carolina gave us Catfish Hunter.

5. Denver stole John Elway, elminating potential Yankee career as utility OF.

6. Carolina Super Bowl celebration will be wilder, due to less pot smoked.

7. Can't stand any more Peyton Manning "Poppa John" ads.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

AFTER THE HUNDREDS OF COMMERCIALS, I DECIDED TO GIVE PAPA JOHN'S A TRY, (EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE QUITE A FEW GREAT PIZZA JOINTS IN NEW YORK)......THE DELIVERY CAME, I OPENED THE BOX....I LOOKED AT IT, AND SAID TO MYSELF, "OH O", BECAUSE IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK TOO GOOD......THEN FINALLY MY FIRST BITE..... IT SUCKED!.... WHAT LITTLE SAUCE THERE WAS ON IT, TASTED "MURKY" AND HORRIBLE! IT TASTED LIKE IT WAS STRAIGHT OF A CAN WITH NO FLAVORING OR SEASONING....I THEN SAID TO MYSELF, "IS THIS THE SAUCE THEY PUT ON ALL THEIR PIZZA'S???...HOLY SHIT!" ...... THE POWER OF ADVERTISING IS AMAZING.... AMERICANS WILL EAT ANYTHING.

Anonymous said...

Right on - - "Papa" John Schnatter is a gazillionaire, who lives in a huge compound in S. Florida. He didn't get rich by investing in the best ingredients for his pizza, you can bet on that....he is also the baby who whined about the costs of "Obamacare" to his business, and threatened to make every employee he had work less than 28 hours a week (legal resident, or no). What a baby! Can't believe Peyton wanted to team up with such a weenie.

Anonymous said...

I HEARD SOMEWHERE THAT PEYTON HAS 10 PAPA JOHNS FRANCHISES..... DOESN'T MAKE HIM A BAD GUY...GOOD FOR HIM, BUT IF I HAD THE OPPORTUNITY AND THE MONEY TO INVEST, AFTER ONE TASTE OF THAT CRAP, IT WOULD MAKE ME SAY, "NO WAY I CAN PUT MONEY DOWN ON THIS PRODUCT.".... AHHH, BUT THE POWER OF ADVERTISING!....AND THE INSANITY OF WHAT SOME PEOPLE THINK IS "GOOD"..... SCHNATTER HAS LOADS AND LOADS OF MONEY...HE CAN'T SPRING FOR A HIGHER MINIMUM WAGE? ....C'MON!