Jacoby Ellsbury is Lightin' it Up!

Fans, take the 'Coby Quiz!


1. Which is 'Coby's weight, and which is his batting average?
a) 182
b) 185



(IF YOU SAID (a), YOU'RE RIGHT. THE FUTURE HALL OF FAMER IS BATTING .182.)


2. Guess which is the wily 'Coby's on-base percentage, and which is his weight?
a) 182
b) 185



(IF YOU SAID (a), BINGO! 'COBY HAS YET TO WALK, SO HIS BA IS HIS ON-BASE AVERAGE. THAT MIGHT WHY THEY PINCH HIT FOR HIM LAST NIGHT!)


3. Guess which is 'Coby's slugging percentage, and which is his weight?
a) 182
b) 185



(IF YOU SAID (a), YOWSER, YER ON FIRE. 'COBY'S SLUGGING PERCENTAGE IS EQUAL TO HIS BA. HARD TO BELIEVE, WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT HE CLUBBED TWO HRS LAST YEAR AT PAWTUCKET.)



5. How many stolen bases does the speedy 'Coby have?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) 5
f) 6 or more
g) None of the above



(IF YOU SAID, (g), YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR OUR TRICK. MR. SPEED IS WAITING FOR THE RIGHT MOMENT TO SWIPE HIS FIRST!)


Finally... for you red-blooded Redsock fans... rrrrrrrow!.... the 'Coby Beef shot.