Wow, baseball goes totally original to celebrate the All-Star Game weekend by booking 1980's recording legends Bon Jovi to perform in Central Park.
Nice to know senior citizens still cast their All-Star ballots, we just didn't realize people could vote on the entertainment.
No, we're just kidding. You can't vote on the entertainment. That decision is made by a team of lawyers who answer the question: "If we were to stage a concert and needed a rock band to perform, which one exposes us to the least liability or risk of offending anybody?"
It must be the same team of lawyers who work for the NFL.
Any band that poses no risk can't be a rock band, right? Have we grown totally sterile? Are we a nation so scared and timid that we seek out stuffed teddy bears to perform rock songs? Johnny Rotten would blow a wad of snot at us and sneer. We're pathetic.
The poetic justice in all this (or, the punch line that provides a hint of evidence that God has a sense of humor)? Bon Jovi is touring with "All-American Rejects".
We ain't goin'.
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Let's all breathe a sigh of relief that the Captain and Tennille broke up.
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