Monday, April 13, 2009

Cody Ransom is to ARod as "Best of Imus" was to Don Imus

Get off his back, Alphonso.

We can't lose with Cody Ransom.

He's serving in the way that works for all superstars with insecurity problems. Remember how Don Imus would not allow comics to guest host when he went on vacation? He'd have foul politicians or just play reruns of old shows. That way, he never feared someone coming on and being funnier.

So it is with ARod and Cody -- who should be called C-Ody. (Or C.O.D.)

We can't lose with Cody Ransom.

If Ransom hits and plays defense well, the Yankees win.

If Ransom messes up, it greases ARod's return.

This is perfect. So stop yer yapping. Cody will do fine.

3 comments:

Coach F said...

I was hoping he would make A-Rod's return unnecessary.

We can't win with A-Rod.

Stang said...

Big RBI for Cody in the 7th, briefly cutting the Rays' lead to 9.

SUPERFRANKENSTEIN said...

How can Cody be worse at pop-ups than A-Rod?

That would be like Stalin being worse than George Bush at violating the US Constitution.

How's it going up there, Tommy?