What is this... we change the name of a disease to satisfy industry? The pigs are gonna feel bad?
We didn't cut the cows a break with Mad Cow disease. We said, fuck you, cows. We don't give a shit how mad you are. You're the goddamn reason we're not having hamburgers tonight, and you're going to wear it forever.
We never changed "AIDS" for home health nurses. You think they liked hearing about the horror of aids!
What about "Lou Gehrig! Think his family likes being remembered as a disease?
Parkinson? He must be delighted.
Hodgkin? Probably doing backflips.
Tourette? Fuckitshitgoddam!
It's Swine Flu, baby. It's a barnyard out there. Deal with it.
Sunday, May 3, 2009
In deference to pigs, we changed name of Swine Flu? What about Lou Gehrig?
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H1N1 is a strain of influenza that has both avian and swine characteristics as well as human flu traits, and is found in both types of animals.
Mad Cow disease was a brain prion disease solely related to the consumption of beef.
"Swine flu" has nothing to do with the consumption of pork products, and everything to do with the modern farming industry as it was humans who gave the flu to the pigs, where it mutated and came back into contact with humans as H1N1.
Oh and BTW, its called 'ALS' now, not Lou Gehrig's disease. I'd like to think we've moved on since 1939...
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