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Friday, May 8, 2009
It Won't Help, But...
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What Is The Worst Thing Right Now?
All of our catchers are dead
Everyone else is in a wheelchair
Everybody hates us
We hate us
We are ugly
WHY ARE WE SO STUPID?
We play home games in a deserted shopping mall
God my stomach
Texiera
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The worst thing right now: A-Rod
May 8, 2009 at 6:35 PM
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Chien-Ming Wang
Chris Britton's In!
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George Bush at 25
Giambi's Golden Thong
Goodbye Cruel World, It's Opening Day
Hey You, Abreu!
It's Only May But, Hey (We suck)
Kei Igawa, He's O-Kei
On Mourning an Afternoon, by J. Sterling
Opening Day Rain
Robbie Cano, He's Gotta Go
Sarah Palin
Sportswriter William Blake on Tonight's Game
The Grim Truth, by J. Sterling
The Prayer for the Yankees
The Reagan, by Edgar Allen Limbaugh
There Was a House that Ruth Built
To Jorge, a Poem of Love
Tomorrow, They'll Be on Stilts, by J. Buck and S. Anderson
When Pooping Next to Larry Craig
Wilson Betemit, Never Ever Get a Hit
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The worst thing right now: A-Rod
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