Sunday, May 10, 2009

Kei Igawa Sees an Opening and Makes His Case

Yeah, Kei I-fukkin-gawa-gawa-gawa! Write down that name, baby! If we sign this beast from Japanski, we'll have a sushi Series, baby! A sushi series!

Remember feeling that way... long ago?

Long, long ago...

Ahhhh. Memories. The housing bubble. We had jobs. We had retirement plans. We weren't promoting Brett Tomko.

Well... today something happened at Scranton that we should ponder.

Kei Igawa pitched 8 shutout innings. He gave up five hits. Two walks. Two strikeouts.

Eight shutout innings.

Well, I'ma gontna say it...

KEI IGAWA FOR MAY
YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.

That's right, everybody. I think Igawa has staked his claim. He has cracked the IIH hope vault and made off with our hearts.

A sushi series, baby. A sushi series.