Yanks 18-9 since Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson

What? You think it's unrelated? You're a fool.

We caught fire when Tony finally faced up to the reality that their relationship was merely physical, and there was nothing between them, besides French fries.

When he made the break, Romo's liberation reverberated throughout the Yankee clubhouse like a thunderclap, or a case of clap, awakening long dormant Yankee bats.

If we could hook her up with Youk...