New Jersey: Battleground State

The northeastern suburbs -- called the Soprano Tundra is shaded blue. It is famous for housing Giants Stadium, the burial ground of Jimmy Hoffa.

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The central section -- The Toxic Avenger Plateau -- is yellow because the people are yellow. They are too scared to declare for either side.
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The Red state area -- East Stroudsbugh -- is controlled by Philly warlords.

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I say, concede Jersey City... let's just hold on to Irvington.

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That's where John sings his Broadway show tunes.