10 Fine Things To Yell at Pedro Martinez

1. Hey, everybody. Here's a man who stands by his word! Ask Grady Little!

2. Go the distance, Pedro. All five innings!

3. Sorry, Pedro, Don Zimmer isn't here. Want a piece of Yogi Berra?

4. Look, it’s the man who pitched Boston to the World Series! No, check that: Tim Wakefield couldn't make it.

5. Go ahead, Pedro, throw at him! If a guy can’t dodge a 72-mile-an-hour fastball, he deserves to get beaned.

6. Hey, Pedro, sorry to hear about your dwarf dying. It must be awful not to have somebody who looks up to you!

7. That dwarf was almost the only person short enough to give decent butt injections!

8. Careful, Pedro! Your pitch count is nearing 40!

9. I still can’t believe Boston let you go! Those people know NOTHING about building a championship team!

10. Hey, Pedro, take on any 75 year olds lately? The key is to throw at their walkers!