Nicholson's a famous Yank purist. He refused to wear the Redsock cap in "The Departed." He attends Yankee games, stands and yells, buys the merch, talks the talk.
Yesterday, he didn't hat the hat.
Look at this humiliating disgrace. Outrage. Sickness. Bah.
He's at the game with Adam Sandler, wearing the NY logo and Angels red.
No, that's not Photoshop. That's travesty. It's damn near Redsock red. From behind, nobody could guess he's a Yank fan. Look at it. Try not to throw up. In fact, it's so bright red, so unworn, it far looks more Angel than Yank.
Is he's going Rudy on us? Is he saying, "O, I, celebrity, root for both teams." Because these are the playoffs, Jackieboy. We need to know who's with us and who's gone Disney.
Would Randall McMurphy wear Angels red?
Wear that hat in NY, Mr. Torrence, and you'll get a beer bath.
And all we'll say is, "Hey, Jake, that's China Town."
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Your point is valid, but shit, cut the guy some slack. Look who he has to watch the game with.
His mojo must be seriously in remission. Where's the starlets?
The red Yankee hat pisses me off to no end. Fuck America.
Team
Country
God
That order. No more red hats.
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