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Monday, October 26, 2009

John Power-Warbles a Marathon, 10.62-second Indicator of What's To Come

Hear The Master grunt, bellow, whinny, wheedle and streeee-retch this wailing baby out into the next realm.

Yeah, she's verbally enhanced -- we knew she would be, (See: Official WinWarble Regulations, Article 3, Section II: Effects of Key Series or Post-Season Clinching Circumstance Scenarios on Warblizer Calculation Sequence.) But this one is for the ages.

1 comment:

Aria Alph said...

Judging by this warble, John appears a bit underdeveloped in the diaphram.

His, " theeeeaaaaaaaaa," peters out too early.

If he can work with some of my friends at the NY Metropolitan Opera Company in the off season, we can help get his warble over 9.0 seconds, with no supplementary references.

Sadly, I don't think we can get John to this higher level during the 2009 World Series.