The girl had "Phillie Fever",
A massive fall attack.
The only cure required her
To lay down on her back.
To nab a pair of tickets,
What must a clever girl do?
A "Dirty Utley"? "Around the Lidge"?
A "Hamels Camel" or two?
But the cops horned in, and now her pic's
Been spread across the nation.
Next time, p'raps, she first should try
Some Manuel stimulation.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Ballad of Susan Finkelstein
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2 comments:
Hey Bardball, mind if I steal this for our website?
Oh, wait...
Wait, now I can't remember who I stole it from first. Dammot!
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