(Referred by Agent dadlak).
For those of you who cannot remember Lyndon Larouche...
Imagine that Glenn Beck -- off his medication -- runs for President with an army of volunteers tossed from the John Birch Society for refusing to holster sidearms during the Pledge. That's Lyndon, first minister of information for the 1968 U.S. Zombie Party.
And that's what we have here ... a hate-mongering, testicular, baseball bile bomb fired upon us --- a Lyndon Larouche anti-Yankee rantblogger:
"Attention: Do you wear a Yankees cap? Are you a fan of the Yankees? Do you live in New York or vicinity? Do you know that the New York Yankees are a symbol of corporate greed?"
Blahblahblah...
Wait! Correction!
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Yep. This is a classic, out-of-the-nuthouse, Hughie Long-worthy rant. It's based on the notion that the Yankees are greedy and other MLB teams are not.
The Yankees are greedy, but other teams -- you know, the ones owned by the Jeff Moorads, the Larry Dolans, the Tom Hicks -- they're in it for the good of the fans.
Well, sites like this are the reason we need:
THE YANKEE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE.
Tenets:
FROM NOW ON, WE WILL NOT ALLOW THE HATE GROUPS TO PLAY THEIR TERROR GAMES AGAINST US.
FROM NOW ON, WE WILL NOT LET THOSE WHO SPEAK AGAINST US SLEEP COZY IN THEIR BEDS.
FROM NOW ON, WE WILL DEFEND OURSELVES...
TO THE CALL OF...
YANKEEVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Open Letter to the Yankiverse: Lyndon Larouche Is Attacking Us
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This needs a virtual "hands in" as a show of solidarity.
You make no sense! LaRouche is organizing an economic 4 power agreement. Who are the Yankees? Duh
Dude, is that a pot leaf on the poster?
Have your plane stop by to pick me up. I'm waiting in the driveway in my Batman costume.
Whitey, don'tcha just hate it when you show up for a party and someone else is wearing the same outfit ?
OK, I got dibs on coming as The Tick.
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