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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Deadspin deadon: "Why Yankee Stadium Sucks"


It's actually part of a series, a celebration of negativity, in which they tell everybody why their ballpark sucks. Unfortunately, in this case, they are right, and we should not live in denial.



THERE WAS A HOUSE


There was a House that Ruth Built
Beloved throughout the town.
It didn’t please the millionaires,
And so they tore it down.

It didn’t have a steak house.
No discos could be found.
The catered boxes were too few,
And so they tore it down.

They wailed about necessity,
Each face portrayed a frown,
But ticket prices were too low,
And so they tore it down.

They cried about tradition.
Great anguish, all around.
But money calls the shots these days,
And so they tore it down.

They’ll tell you how the clubhouse stank,
From sewers underground.
They never thought of fixing things.
They simply tore it down.

Oh, somewhere, fans still celebrate,
Great ballparks of renown.
There'll be no joy in Mudville.
They went and tore it down.

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