Tuesday, November 3, 2009

In Victory, Phillies Want To Kill Each Other



So right after Game Five Cole Hamels is holding his cup out for some Gatorade or whatever it is the Phillies drink, and Brett Myers bumps him and says "'Ade is for Gators, not for masturbators," or whatever it is Phillies say when they want to make a quitter cry even though they just won a World Series game like five minutes before, and some rickety old coach has to hold them both at knifepoint until the SWAT team arrives. Read all about it here.

This is maybe why Alphonso should not be so afraid to face Cole Hamels on full rest.

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