Across the Yankiverse, eyes turn to the Bronx tonight for what Yankeeservatives are calliing a national referendum on Robinson Cano, Phil Coke and Brett Gardner -- controversial players whose views on the strike zone may not be pure enough to be supported by the Grand Old Team's ultra-zealous fanbase.
Tuesday, bloggers and talk radio hosts condemned YINOs -- Yankees In Name Only -- demanding their release.
"AJ Burnett is illustrating precisely what moderate Yankees are," Alphonso Limbaugh told his listeners. "He has just put an exclamation point on the problem with YINOs. They eventually end up exactly where most Redsocks do. They're just a little slower in getting there. AJ has screwed every YINO in the country. We could say he's guilty of widespread bestiality."
Meanwhile, team leaders urged caution, saying the franchise must maintain its "Big Tent" approach to the stadium, even if it means alternative strike zones for the likes of Phil Hughes and Chad Gaudin.
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