We must bomb them. We must kill them. We must pull the trigger on their deaths.
I speak metaphorically, of course.
We do not want to physically harm our American League opponents, but merely exercise our freedom to stomp our spiked heels upon their home plates, to march around their inner bases and crush them in the free marketplace of diamond competition.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
We have isolated the targeted districts
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Why are we targeting Houston?
Or, for that matter, Santa Barbara, CA, Wichita, KS and Central Michigan?
Did we panic when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
NO!
Seattle will be safe, BUT GODDAMNIT IF TACOMA MAY BE IN THE FALLOUT REGION.
Tacoma looks clear, but La Center, WA is in for a bad day.
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