Will new "Can-Do! Canada" spirit make Blue Jays unstoppable?

What if an inspired Vernon Wells starts hitting home runs like Tony Esposito?

What if the handful of beans they received in the trade for Doc Halladay really are magic?

What if those canny Canucks get a fiery load in their pants over winning Olympic Oscars, and start going Alanis Morrisette on our pitching staff? We didn't really expect them to be the Crash Test Dummies forever.

(By the way, where the hell have the Crash Test Dummies been? Crashed? I was sorta thinking they might make a comeback during these Olympics. A lot of people were. Note to Canada: You think your shit don't stink today; but you blew it by not bringing back the Crash Test Dummies.)

We had better watch our flanks to the north.

Bevare.