Oakland A's: The Bedtime Prayer

O, God, thy glories doth amaze,

Thy sunlight fills our autumn days,

We gain upon Thy Tampa Rays,

We thank Thee for thine Oakland A's.

They represent Thy kingly ways,  

And smite the ball to double plays,
More holy than Toronto Jays,

God speed thy team... O, Oakland A's!

And so, to Thee, we offer praise,

For harvesting these wondrous lays,

No Variteks, no Jason Bays,

Return again... O, Oakland A's.