Traitor Tracker: .859 OPS

Traitor Tracker: .859 OPS
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Five concerns about genetically modified salmon


1. Speaks with voice of Don Knotts.

2. Some diners view long hair and beards on fish unappetitzing.

3. Laser-shooting talons can cut fishing nets.

4. After night of drinking, may look green around the gills.

5. Must be eaten with genetically modifed mayonaise.

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