Give Him Back To The Indians

Forget about the golden sombrero. 7K's in Austin Kearn's last 8 AB's! Give Him Back To The Indians

We've tried to beat the d-rays....but the d-rays ran away...
And now GM idiot,
We can't continue it.
Our team looks like it comes from Coney
Yankee fans are swilling gin.
Austin Kearns is bad and phony
Give him back to the Indians!