Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Selig disclosure goes viral on internet


The Internet was buzzing Tuesday with viral release of a video in which MLB Commissioner Bud Selig confesses to impaling live Chicago Cubs with the sharp end of broken maple bats and devoting their blood to Satan, in exchange for reduced hair loss. Contacted later,  Selig said the devil worshipping rites were merely a case of "some old-fashioned clubhouse tomfoolery" and referred further questions to Zule.

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