Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Casey ( Derek's Agent ) Adds On His fingers

At right, Casey Close in high school photo shows math skills by adding on his fingers.


Now, he must add 3, 7 and 10 to Derek's age to have a multiplier for $15 million.

Casey believes that the Yankees must now pay for Derek's past accomplishments. I mean, is that how it works?

Didn't Derek just finish a contract worth $180 million? Plus twice that amount in fringe benefits from starlets and shoe companies? What was that for?

I know it is against all american economic principles to consider paying someone for current and projected value. I mean, the worms at Lehman and AIG got millions for failure, right?

And Derek has always been a winner. He has delivered 100% on expectations and was paid handsomely in recognition thereof.

But today, at his ripening age, with his numbers down, his range narrowing and the Yankees winning nothing of note, isn't it fair that he gets $45 million for 3 seasons, regardless of his or the team's performance?

That's is more than the GNP of Haiti.

It is more than we pay Karzai and his brother every month to grow poppy. It is almost as much as Dick Cheney makes each year the wars drag on.

But it is enough to get Derek and his latest flame that 14,000 square foot home they need, They can even have Thanksgiving at the Four Seasons and come out ahead.

So I say; " good for Brian Cashman. This offer is fair and respectful." I only wish you had signed John Lackey.

If Derek wants to play for the Royals, that is on him.

And on his legacy.

1 comment:

Joe said...

So everyone bitches that the Yankees spend too much money all the time. Now those same people are pissed that they aren't paying Jeter. WTF.

No player is above the team. Go Team Cashman.