The home run call for Dean Anna.
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Thursday, April 10, 2014
John is losing it: "Anna's on the Dean's List"
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I had 50 bucks on "Anna (Go to Him)."
"John is losing it"--dateline 1989.
Great, Anna makes the Dean's list while Kelly is a killer.
In the post game Sweeny Murti expressed his displeasure in Deans list to Susan... And revealed he'd already suggested to John "the name game" aka Anna goes Banna Anna Bo battah or whatevah.
We can only wish.
I'm also suggesting Anna gets his gun for a nice throw home.
Wait, why am I wasting that on a throw home... It is high! It is Far! It is GOOONNNE! Anna gets his gun and shoots one over the left field wall...
I actually love this one. Classic word play from John.
Why are we getting all excited about one little HR when the big news is Jesus's better half (as discovered in the papyrus...). Gimme some more of that Pine-eda Tar Baby!
That wasn't pine tar. That was Red Sox kryptonite.
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