Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Fans Cry For Answers


After the Yankee fan coup of the century, Moon Big Papi capo di tutt'i capi Local Bargain Jerk has been coy with details of what really transpired on that fateful night. Perhaps it's understandable, given the astonishing scale of the forces in play--but hush! Do you hear it? That murmur on the wind?


It is the cry of the world, LBJ--and it asks only for your truth!

5 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Ugh, sorry, guys.

It may come as no surprise that during the run-up to Moon Big Papi day, some of my work and clients were feeling a little neglected. I'm still trying to dig out.

From the standpoint of being born independently wealthy, it seems I chose the wrong parents. That pesky mortgage company I got hooked up with gets touchy when I'm late with the payments ... so I toil on ...

I'll provide a detailed update soon. Sorry for the delay.

Mustang said...

No problem, LBJ. Just raggin' on ya.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


No problem. I wasn't really sorry.   =:-O

Anonymous said...

LBJ.....I WOULD STILL LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME OF THAT BAR NEAR THE STADIUM....I EMAILED YOU ON THE PAPI WEBSITE, BUT PERHAPS YOU NEVER GOT IT..... NO BIG DEAL, JUST SOUNDS LIKE THE KINDA PLACE I LIKE, AND I THOUGHT I KNEW MOST OF THE BARS ON RIVER AVE...

13bit said...

we just want some naked butt pictures now that the season is over and the long winter is setting in.