Can't run a business, can't broadcast games... why not elect him!
Homophobic Fever: Catch it!
Here's the pitch: Low and in the dirt.
Vote for Curt, or he'll eat your town.
Tolerance: Kiss it goodbye!
A business record as bloody as his sock.
The national treasure... (outside of Rhode Island.)
Because he's run out of other careers.
"Rump! Rump! Rump!"
Who needs health insurance, anyway?
He ended one curse. Let's start a new one!
He'll paint the truth like he painted that sock.
Save the whale!
(Note: I get it that some of you like his politics: Fine. I respect your opinion. But seriously... vote Redsock?)