Friday, October 21, 2016

If Trump owned the Yankees...

We would reject the rigged 2016 AL East outcome.

During games, we would seat opposing players' ex-wives behind the dugout. (Their current wives would sit in the Owner's Box, being groped.)

We'd buy all players from China.

Instead of a facial hair code, we'd have a hairstyle code. (And a skin code: Orange.)

"If you're walking down to first, you get shot!"

Under-performing Yankees would be lambasted in 3 a.m. Tweets.

After we beat Boston, they go to jail.

We'd bar sportswriters.





7 comments:

KD said...

all contracts voided and rewritten. Yankees become such YUGE winners that you wouldn't believe!

KD said...

change name of team to the New York Orangemen!

Alibi Ike said...

Get rid of fat slobs like Sabathia

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW...THE MORE THINGS I READ ON THE LIST YOU MADE, THE MORE I LIKED WHAT I SAW........TRUMP IN 2018!!!!! .... BUH LEAVE ME.... BUH LEAVE ME.

Anonymous said...

I think he would say, who ever wrote this should get his head out of his ass.

mick said...

Trump, thank God, will never own the Yankees. He also will never be President of the United States. Mark Cuban, the stock is rising.......

John M said...

Isn't there an incredible irony in Trump saying anyone should get their head out of their ass?