During games, we would seat opposing players' ex-wives behind the dugout. (Their current wives would sit in the Owner's Box, being groped.)
We'd buy all players from China.
Instead of a facial hair code, we'd have a hairstyle code. (And a skin code: Orange.)
"If you're walking down to first, you get shot!"
Under-performing Yankees would be lambasted in 3 a.m. Tweets.
After we beat Boston, they go to jail.
We'd bar sportswriters.
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all contracts voided and rewritten. Yankees become such YUGE winners that you wouldn't believe!
change name of team to the New York Orangemen!
Get rid of fat slobs like Sabathia
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