Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Advice of the year


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17 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

More dire situation in Hawaii is this:
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/29/oral-injuries-lead-to-recall-of-spam-and-another-hormel-product.html

I'd give credit to whoever posted it first, but I forgot who.

Hawaiians are much more likely to grill spam on the lava than marshmallows.

...and the locals know that lava is hot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1FrzTazY7A

That marshmallow warning is only for the tourists.

HoraceClarke66 said...

More ridiculous government interference!!

We are still living in the nanny state! Or the deep state, I get confused.

Maybe the deep nanny state. Hmm, maybe the name for my next thriller. Why, I can see the movie trailer already:
"Matt Damon stars in 'Deep Nanny State.' Watch out for the lava!"

KD said...

crap. I'm cancelling my flight.

Joe of AZ said...

Because that's EXACTLY what was on my bucket list. Lava toasted marshmallows ...Yum.

Now how about... Lava toasted Hicks

Anonymous said...

Deep Nanny State - Big Mother is watching you.

Doug K.

Anonymous said...

Also, Wasn't "Don't Go Near The Lava" a Beach Boys song? I think it was on "Surf and Turf's Up."

Doug K.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Doug K.,

Careful. It might be copyright infringement:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Big%20Sis

TheWinWarblist said...

Let me state I've been deep in a couple of nannies.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

I’m roasting my marshmallows at Citi Field

Alphonso said...

If anyone is interested, I have a lovely home within view of the fire and light show. Lava flows are a nine iron away.

There remains a fully functional road in and out of the property, though it is often a bit jammed up with camera people and assorted News folks.

This lovely, secluded four bedroom home is being re-priced daily. Originally priced at $450,000, it is now available at $31,899. Serious buyers should be aware that property taxes will soon be non existent.

All bids will be given consideration. Pretty much any currency will be accepted. Even old drachmas.

If you are of such a mind, this property makes a lovely retirement gift for your in-laws.



TheWinWarblist said...

'Phonso, is there an optimal time for my in-laws to move in?

BernBabyBern said...

You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger
And you don't toast marshmallows on a Hawaii volcano, Jim

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bern,

Where have you been?!?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fonzie, Lease-hold or fee-simple?

TheWinWarblist said...

Bernie!! WooHoo!!

Alphonso said...

Deal, today , is cash-only, $15,667.

Optimal time for in-laws to take occupancy is today. Roughly 10:00am EST.

Views remain great.

Road still open.

Some haze.

Gulp.

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