Saturday, August 3, 2019

SEND THEM BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM!

No human being wants to play for that rodent-infested hellhole of a team. SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK! SEND THEM BACK! 

88 comments:

JM said...

Those dirty rats ..

TheWinWarblist said...

Big win this afternoon. Every Yankee win is a big win.

TheWinWarblist said...

Fuck you Hal.

JM said...

Every fuck you Hal is a big fuck you Hal.

TheWinWarblist said...

Thank you for the props, JM.

TheWinWarblist said...

I'm excited at the prospect of the Ketchup Socks picking up a full week of losses tonight.


Fuck you Hal with the frozen, bitterly cold head of Ted Williams.

TheWinWarblist said...

It's official. EE to the IL with a fractured wrist. Where art thou Le Grande Rouge? Where art thou?

JM said...

Up comes Frazier!

I hope.

JM said...

They're bringing up Ford. Fucking hell. Must be because of Voit's injury.

JM said...

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JM said...

Shitfuck.

JM said...

Gleyber!!

JM said...

Maybin!!

JM said...

He's been pretty bad since coming back. That was great.

JM said...

Then he fucks up big time. Jesus.

JM said...

No chance Adams.

JM said...

Will Judge ever stop flailing at that low and outside pitch? Ever?

Leinstery said...

Chance Adams should have been traded two off seasons ago, when he still had value. And no, Judge will flail until the end of time.

JM said...

Great play by the General.

JM said...

GLEYBER!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Gleyber day!

JM said...

The kid is amazing.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

As the Master reminded us, he's only 22.

13bit said...

It's easy to prove that Hal does not give a shit. (I'm just not going to mention this game here while it's going on)

Here's how:

IF you sat around all day wondering how to make the Yankees better, and
IF you had literally billions of dollars, and
IF you actually owned the team, and
IF YOU ACTUALLY WERE A FAN,
you would do whatever it took.

That's why George was George.
I'm not saying George was a saint. He may, in fact, have been composed of sparser moral fiber than Hal - although the bar is low here - but George gave a shit. He was a fan. He wanted to win.
I know, I'm boring as fuck.
I'm going to walk the dog. Wake me when it's over.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

It’s hard to make the Yankees lovable, but the cast on the EE parrot is a good sign:

https://www.mlb.com/cut4/edwin-encarnacion-s-stuffed-parrot-is-wearing-a-cast

JM said...

Tushie!

TheWinWarblist said...

Tuchus! Tuchus! TuchusMan!

TheWinWarblist said...

Bitty!! It's not over yet!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Step on their necks!

JM said...

Cora took too long to give him the hook. Shades of Girardi and Boone.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Fuck the fucking fucks the fucking red sucks.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

More Girardi than Boone.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The beaners certainly have some butt ugly mokes on their squad.

JM said...

And they all need a shave. Scraggly ass beards.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

They got 2. Good.

Holder is not available. Double good.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

If you can smell stink through the TV, the red socks are the example.

TheWinWarblist said...

Britton is pissing me off. But here comes Larry's teats to make it all right.

ranger_lp said...

It's never an easy inning for Britton. Now Rothschilld had to come out to the mound.

FYL.

JM said...

Fucking Zach. Fuck his K.

Joe of AZ said...

Oh God No!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Larry's man-boobs didn't do the trick.

Joe of AZ said...

^Does it Ever?

ranger_lp said...

Sigh of collective relief....

JM said...

Fuck Devers and his asshole Zen bullshit.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Jesus, I don't have enough heartbeats left for this game.

TheWinWarblist said...

Agita! Agita, Zach! Agita!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Joe of AZ,

Carnak says: "No"

Joe of AZ said...

Well put the pacemaker on Chapman is next... -_-

13bit said...

How many men have we left on base so far in this game?

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Winnie,

Forget agita, I'm onto angina!

PS:
Fuck you Hal
Fuck you Sale

JM said...

And now... Chapstick.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Suzyn is concerned about Hicks. Out, just when he was having a good game.

ranger_lp said...

@13bit...10.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

JM,

I'm still old school -- his name is flop-sweat.

JM said...

Walkman.

13bit said...

Pass the smelling salts, Grandma...

Rufus T. Firefly said...

The Master just mentioned that flop-sweat always walks the first batter he faces.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bittie,

Is Grandma the divorcee? I hope she has money and a bad heart.

JM said...

Walkman does it again.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Aroldis Chapman = Steve Blass

13bit said...

I can’t handle shit like this anymore...ugh...

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...
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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

John just said we’re one out away from the sweep... so I guess that means we’re gonna win tomorrow too?

JM said...

All Yankees games are important. I'm shocked.

13bit said...

Grandma, please fetch me some liniment for my testicles...

TheWinWarblist said...

Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

JM said...

His fastball is great. What's all this other shit?

13 1/2, baby.

ranger_lp said...

I think Bob Costas passed the audition.

13bit said...

SWEET JESUS!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

He just clarified... a double header sweep. He left out that important detail.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

JM... 13 1/2? No, no... 15 in the loss column

TheWinWarblist said...

Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!! Thuuu-uuh-uuh-uuh-uuh-AAAHH-AAAAHH-HAHAHAAA-aahashahahhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhh-ahhahhahhh-uuuhhh Yankees WWWWIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!


FFUUUCCUUCCUUCCUUK YOUUUUU HAAALLLLLLL!!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Bittie, I'll take that as a yes, a yes, and a yes. Good job sir!

JM said...

The loss column is King.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Step on their fucking necks!

The bat beacon has been answered.

TheWinWarblist said...

The fucking ALL IMPORTANT LOSS COLUMN!!!

Rufus T. Firefly said...

I want the racist townie asshole team out of the wild card race.

JM said...

Hicks elbow, heading for an MRI.

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Team meeting, followed by players only team meeting. Both followed by losses. I love Carmine desperation.



JM said...

Hicks IL, watch.

JM said...

Gotta call for Clint, if so.

JM said...

20 people dead from the shooter in El Paso

We're number one, sadly.

Mike Fan Cessa said...

The Master and Suzyn seemed very briefly to allude to ChappyQuitIt not being warmed up; seemed to think that was why Gardner came to the plate. It made no sense and still doesn't, unless buying ten seconds makes sense. I sat on the step listening and draining a partial Natty and may have heard it or interpreted it all wrong.


A win is a win, and a win against these fuckers is like three wins. Hug that door casing, Alphonso...and drink something if the need arises.

HoraceClarke66 said...

A great sweep on the day. But how strange the turnabout! Very weird.

Anyway, terrific!

EE is too bad...but we get to see how Ford/McBroom can do with an extended try—something we apparently were never going to get without this.

And losing Hicks again would be too bad...but it seems that we will only see The Red Menace again with these sorts of injuries.

Again, hate to see anyone injured. But if they HAD been well, Coops would've started Drury and Neil Walker last spring, and left El Matador and El Conquistador in the minors for yet another season. It seems that we will ONLY get to see young players if someone gets injured.

So, onward and upward...

Mike Fan Cessa said...

Heard between games:

Mom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."

Mike Fan Cessa said...

Heard between games:

Mom- "Cora got tossed?"
Dad- "Yep."
Mom- "Can he come back for the second game?"
Dad- "He can if he wants to."

Mike Fan Cessa said...

The living ghost of one J. Melendez asks me to ask you to forgive the stutter.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


F-f-forgiven.