Monday, October 28, 2019

Box Sore

Posted by Alibi Ike at 4:39 PM

The President stood in his box,
Was booed like a virulent pox.
He thought, "This is weird...
I ought to be cheered.
The game's being broadcast on Fox!"

11 comments:

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Fantastic.

October 28, 2019 at 5:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Careful! Bill Barr may begin an investigation into this post...

October 28, 2019 at 5:26 PM
Alibi Ike said...

Better hide my Ukrainian rhyming dictionary.

October 28, 2019 at 5:32 PM
13bit said...

I opened my mouth and said "Yikes"
When I saw the last entry by Ike.
The Ukrainian rhymes, most of the time,
Are a tipoff that something ain't right.

October 28, 2019 at 6:27 PM
Anonymous said...

Alibi,

Good one.

Doug K.

October 28, 2019 at 7:36 PM
David in Cal said...

It's unfair to demonize Fox
Pretend that they ail from the pox
Don't censure their views
They're not part of Fox News
So, they don't deserve your hard knocks.

October 28, 2019 at 8:40 PM
Carl J. Weitz said...

Trump's consolation prize was that Hannity was waiting in the presidential limo to give him a BJ. Its okay Hannity was wearing a Melania mask.

October 28, 2019 at 10:17 PM
Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Wait a minute, wait a minute: have Hannity and Melania ever been seen in the same place at the same time?

October 28, 2019 at 11:18 PM
JM said...

Ike shoots, he scores!

October 28, 2019 at 11:33 PM
el duque said...

Ike, do you want to be the new Yankee pitching coach?

October 29, 2019 at 7:33 AM
Alibi Ike said...

If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve.

But I WOULD like the parking space.

October 29, 2019 at 1:11 PM

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