Thursday, October 31, 2019

Boo!


11 comments:

Carl J. Weitz said...

What is a ghost's favorite kind of kinky sex?

Bookakke

Ceeja said...

Here's a thought to warm your ruthless but pained yankee hearts. Sign J D Martinez. Hell, overpay for him . The smarty pants in boston's front office have played hardball underpaying him. What better way to get back at them than sign with the hated rival?

And gentlemen, he can hit.

I'd Hal ruthless enough to pull such a stunt? Unfortunately, no; but I can dream

Carl J. Weitz said...

With Stanton as an albatross on the Yankees, there is zero chance in hell Hal would JD. Even with one more year of Lloyd's of London picking up almost 80% of Jacoby's 22 million dollar tab.

In any event, Martinez has not yet decided to opt out. Even if he does that might not be the best thing for Yankee fans because it would give them money for them to sign Mookie Betts.

Ceeja said...

Betts is going to get Bryce Harper money. And what's the longevity of a guy who depends so much on his legs? Martinez will be a good DH for the next 7 years

TheWinWarblist said...

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Anonymous said...

Carl,

Q: Who is the favorite baseball player of the ghosts?

A: Boooooooog Powell

Doug K.

HoraceClarke66 said...

The jokes are already out of hand. This is going to be a long winter...

HoraceClarke66 said...

But hey, did you hear the one about how the skeleton walked into the bar?

He said, "Gimme a beer—and a mop!"

I know you're out there, folks. I can hear ya breathin'!

Anonymous said...

Q: What baseball term does Domingo German really need to learn?

A: No hitter.

Doug K.

TheWinWarblist said...

But what about The Secret To Become Any Man's Secret Obsession!??

Huh!? What about that!?

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