It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: Breaking News: Yankee Staff ERA to Plummet in 2020!

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Monday, October 28, 2019

Breaking News: Yankee Staff ERA to Plummet in 2020!

Posted by Local Bargain Jerk at 11:48 AM

Larry Rothschild is out.

Who's next?

21 comments:

Anonymous said...: Bring on David Cone!

Brett; October 28, 2019 at 11:51 AM
Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...: What are boobs and more importantly, where do boobs go when they pass away......; October 28, 2019 at 11:57 AM
JM said...: Unbelievable:

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Everyone wants to talk about how Rothschild didn't "fix" pitchers like Pineda or Eovaldi, but nobody wants to bring up Severino, Paxton's second-half resurgence, Betances, Tanaka adapting post UCL tear, German and plenty of others.; October 28, 2019 at 12:14 PM
JM said...: Urban Farmer, we can only pray for their souls.; October 28, 2019 at 12:15 PM
Anonymous said...: Paxton's second-half resurgence was because he went back to what he used to do. In other words, he ignored "the Yankee way" That's what Grey did in Cincinatti, and Happ did as well (he got better down the stretch)

Doug K.; October 28, 2019 at 12:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Brett,

Yes. I would like to see Coney get the job as well.

Doug K.; October 28, 2019 at 12:19 PM
13bit said...: Who is now going to softly cradle Booney's balls in his leathery old hands in-between innings? Who's going to take you home, Boner, when you're down?; October 28, 2019 at 12:23 PM
13bit said...: and yeah, Coney would be GREAT; October 28, 2019 at 12:23 PM
JM said...: Doug, you are so right.; October 28, 2019 at 12:24 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Fuck you Ballsack.; October 28, 2019 at 1:05 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Coney was a very skilled, at times gifted, pitcher who could get you out with junk ... when he had no blood flow to his pitching arm. If Coney can teach that, then yes, he should be the pitching coach. But really the Yanks could pick someone at random and do better that Nutsack.

Fuck you FuckYouHal, Boner and Nutsack.; October 28, 2019 at 1:09 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: Urban, your boobs slide into your armpits when you die. It's pretty gross.

Fuck you FuckYouHal, Boner and Nutsack.; October 28, 2019 at 1:10 PM
Anonymous said...: IS IT TOO MUCH TO AX COOP TOO?...

HAHA...

WE WISH.

HE IS THE "REAL" PROBLEM.

WE NEED A GM WHO WILL FIGHT, AT LEAST A LITTLE, WITH HAL.; October 28, 2019 at 1:16 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: So very gross ...; October 28, 2019 at 2:14 PM
Alphonso said...: back at work I see. David Cone has the best gig in the world.

He is treated like royalty. Gets to make pithy observations without consequences. Gets paid a shit-load of money. Stays clean and rides in a limo.

There is no way he wants to be subject to the ridicule and abuse that a pitching coach undergoes. Larry was let go at age 40 because he had aged 25 years this season, and looks 65.

It isn't worth it. Coney is staying right where he is.

The trenches are no longer where he wants to be.

Ask El Duque...he was pitching coach for a day, I think, in Altoona. He got tobacco juice spit on him while visiting the mound.

Maybe I'm wrong.; October 28, 2019 at 2:35 PM
TheWinWarblist said...: You are not wrong, Alphonso, not at all.; October 28, 2019 at 3:57 PM
ranger_lp said...: About f'n time. Talking about over staying one's welcome.; October 28, 2019 at 4:09 PM
Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; October 28, 2019 at 5:18 PM
Urban Farmer formerly known as DutchFan said...: ......and so, at long last, the boobman known as Nutsack returns to his hometown and strolls down the street on his way to the liquor store.

Two young children on their bikes stand looking at him and then, softly at first, mock him by singing
Nutsack got boobs in his armpits
Nutsack got boobs in his armpits

Nutsack city limits.; October 28, 2019 at 5:21 PM
HoraceClarke66 said...: JM, he may have had his successes, but I'll never forgive him for going along with the half-season pretense that Sevvy was "tipping his pitches" when in fact his arm was falling off.

He deserves Philadelphia.; October 29, 2019 at 12:35 AM
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