Saturday, October 5, 2019

What We Need Is...

More of this—




and less of this:




And, oh yeah, more of what we saw last night from:













28 comments:

Anonymous said...


Do they make Bourbon bottles with those kinds of labels? They totally should. And not just with players names, I'm thinking more like situations such as, "Divorce" "Job Loss" "Thursday"

Doug K.

TheWinWarblist said...

Well said.

13bit said...

or a bottle that says "My Balls Are Tingling"

Austria's Only Baseball Fan said...

Game about to start.

Since Mrs. JM calls Romine “Lettuce,” can we dub Max Kepler “The Kraut?”

(Austrians and German do not get along. We never forgave them for… you know what.)

13bit said...

We need a gameday thread...

JM said...

My wife is from Germany, btw, but her brother is a native born Austrian. Austrians are a lot funnier, wicked sense of humor. We visit both countries every year.

Both also have their share of browns, but why does Austria elect them like they do? I cannot understand that one.

JM said...

And kraut is good, but Hun is even better. One man's opine.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

You drink diet?

JM said...

I'm a Zero guy, myself.

JM said...

Is this pitcher auditioning for a gay porn movie or something with the glasses and stache?

JM said...

Eddie!!

JM said...

Fucking Stanton.

ranger_lp said...

Mike killed that rally...smh

Mustang said...

Ugh Gianni

J.P. said...

Did Stanton just mumble to himself not to reach? If he did it didn’t work.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Fucking rally killer. Ugh indeed.

JM said...

Wouldn't it be nice if Gleyber was batting in Stanton's slot? We might have had a couple more runs there.

But then that would be Stanton, Sanchez and Didi in a row. Shitshow.

Local Bargain Jerk said...


Is this pitcher auditioning for a gay porn movie or something with the glasses and stache?

Funny, I thought the same thing.

       Did you call for a plumber?

       Why, yes!  I did!  It seems I'm all backed up.

       Just a minute and I'll take out my tool.

       Oh!  my!


We now return you to our regular program, already in progress...

JM said...

Lol!!!

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside said...

“Randy” is a very 70’s porn name too.

JM said...

True.

Didi and Gio, nice hits.

ranger_lp said...

Randy is handy....

BTW I'm getting tired of these iPhone commercials...

ranger_lp said...

Jake Caved in...

JM said...

Tanaka looking pretty damn good.

ranger_lp said...

Randy is not dandy...

Before I forget, can we thank Cashman for NOT signing Machado?

ranger_lp said...

Good one Mike!

ranger_lp said...

Gleyber!!!

ranger_lp said...

Didi!!!