It is high, it is far, it is... caught!: "I solemnly swear..."

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Thursday, November 1, 2007

"I solemnly swear..."

Posted by Whitey Fraud at 3:38 PM

"... to beat the Mets during spring training."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: Before Joe is confirmed, does he have to tell how he feels about waterboarding?; November 1, 2007 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said...: Waterboarding is only torture if the Constitution says it is.

The larger question, now, is will the Yankees have to wear neckties under their uniforms?

Couldn't hurt.

- Fonzy's Neckware, Geneva, NY; November 2, 2007 at 11:32 AM

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