1. Go to Ground Zero and help in rescue effort.
2. Win a Tony.
3. Ride the famous subway!
4. Meet Norman Mailer.
5. Build a treehouse.
6. Suzyn Waldman, in the clubhouse.
7. Punch-out Lupica.
8. Pull off the perfect murder, and get away.
9. Learn to speak French.
10. Fight homeless men in college frat parties for free wine.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
A-Rod's list of "unfinished business" in New York
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11. Attend a bris officiated by Rabbi Harold Moscowitz.
11. return "Single White Female" DVD to Blockbuster
12. Develop and market "Determined" - the A-Rod cologne
13. Film a "humorous" Visa commercial with Hank Steinbrenner (A-Rod and Hank in a conga line - it's gold!)
14. Date Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minillo, etc.
15. Host Saturday Night Live, dress in drag
16. Claim Florida as state of domicile to deny NY tax revenue
17. perform in the post-season
87. Have sex with Judith Regan in love nest overlooking Ground Zero.
102. Share apartment with slob sportswriter.
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