Tuesday, July 1, 2008

REASONS WHY AROD AND MADONNA ARE SURELY HAVING AN AFFAIR

It must be true. It's in the papers.

ARod excels at meaningless scores.

Madonna is the only person capable of taking ARod things where Kyle Farnsworth cannot go.

Through Giambi, ARod has become infatuated with joining a kaballah.

Madonna’s secret Jewish name turned out to be "Melky."

ARod has always been projected to be "chasing the Babe."

Madonna's stage show, where naked male dancers surround her while she simulates masturbation, is what Arod imagines a World Series victory would be like.

ARod finally found someone with brawnier arms.

ARod loved her childrens’ books.

They heard of Brangelina and thought it would be neat to be Madrod.

6 comments:

Sean said...

Another quality post. I love it! That was really funny. I can't believe Madonna is still getting men these days with the way she has been looking.

Anonymous said...

My Prediction: A-Rod is being recruited for Kabbalah.

My Prediction if I ever meet Whitey?
Pain...

Hard words...from a hard man...

Anonymous said...

Come on whitey..who loves you, baby?

-Telly Savalas

Anonymous said...

I'm just glad it's not Jeter.

Are you sure A-Rod wasn't just delivering take out to Louise and Cynthia for 'girls night out'?

Now THAT would be a story. OK, maybe not.

Anonymous said...

Madonna has a bigger schlong than A Rod !

Anonymous said...

Nah, Jeter only ropes in the hot ones. He skips the old and "overused."