Fair, Balanced YES Snubs Communist Vice-President

Fearful of the Beltway Islamo-Communism that threatens the country they love, the patriots at the Yankees' YES network blacked out transmission while the Orioles' hand-picked Vice-Traitor Joe "Stalin" Biden threw the first pitch.

Maybe Joe The Plumber will do the honors at Yankee "Stadium." Meanwhile, turn the game off and watch Glenn Beck at 5:00; he'll have the skinny on all those secret FEMA concentration camps!

Oh, shit. First Oriole to face CC reaches. He's a bad pitcher after all!

Update: Two Orioles on, nobody out! DUMP CC, EAT HIS SALARY!!

Update: He's really fat and slow! And now Jorge is trotting to the mound, just to make him feel bad for not being able to trot!

Update: The Yankees are going to lose this game. When's Glenn Beck on?

Update: Jeter gets third out because he's old and doesn't have any range. Fat CC is saved by ancient Derek!

Update: The Yankees are going to win this game.

Update: The Yankees are going to lose this game.

Update: Secular humanist tax-and-spenders John & Suzyn are interviewing Biden on the radio. Suzyn's gushing over Obama like he's young Ted Lilly.