Thursday, May 7, 2009

10 Positive Thoughts About This Yankee Team

From now on here at IT IS HIGH, no negativity about the Yankees.

It's too draining. It's too painful. It's too agonizing.

Of course, it's true.

But you don't need it, I don't need it, and certainly Joe doesn't. Therefore...

10 Positive Thoughts about This Yankee Club

1. Scranton... tops in the International League!

2. How 'bout Ramiro Pena getting a hit to spark the comeback!

3. Looked like the Mariano of old in the 9th!

4. Nobody hurt last night!

5. We don't have to fear that Arod will disrupt the fragile chemistry of our clubhouse!

6. Grounds crew really can handle that tarp!

7. Brett Tomko signing looking better and better!

8. Who wanted to learn how to spell Albajbalalddo!

9. With 4 weeks off, Jorge fresher in September!

10. Lower we finish, higher next year's draft pick!

5 comments:

Bostowned said...

11. On pace for 81 wins! (thats a lot) lol

el duque said...

Be positive now, Bostowned.

Frankly, under the current new standards, you should file with a different name. How about

"Yanki Panki!"

Anonymous said...

just remember the last time the saux beat the yankees in the first 5 games was in 1985, but would then win only 81 games while the yankees would win 97 (but still miss the postseason by one game). Similar to now the yankees started the season missing one of their best hitters (Ricky Henderson)

She-Fan said...

And with Wang out, no need for his translator - a money saver right there!

Anonymous said...

Scratch 3 and 4