Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Teix Flirting Ever-Closer with Magical .200 Mark

The statisticians are all over this like Nicholas Cage on a $3 quart of vodka in "Leaving Las Vegas."

Another one-for-four -- or three one-for-fives -- and Teix is there.

Two hundred.

The river of Mendoza shall have been forded, and we can start moving into Pagliarulo Country (.210.)

5 comments:

ANDREW33 said...

tex is just playing the part of john mayberry right now ... unfortunately the 1982 version as opposed to 1972 edition

Anonymous said...

Another good reference: Keitel in Bad Lieutenant:

"Motherfucking Teixiera!!!"

(shoots radio, turns on police light and siren to distract bystanders)

Anonymous said...

This guy is pissing me off.

Tex and Alex need to carry this team. If these two were playing in Kansas right now they would be hitting .600

Get over it being NY and hit the baseball

She-Fan said...

Leave him alone. He's better than Wilson Betemit.

el duque said...

I'm starting to wonder if he's better than Wilson Betemit.