According to MLB Trade Rumors, the Yankees launched a threesome of randy voyeurs Japanward to leer at Yu Darvish, the barely-legal, bangalicious ace of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters. The big mystery: were our sexed-up scouts ordered to picture Yu in pinstripes? Or out of them, somewhere deep inside the Steinbrenner family's raunchy internet smut site?
Traitor Tracker: .260
Last year, this date: .300
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Very Thought Of Yu
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Japanese Tiger Beat?
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