Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Very Thought Of Yu

According to MLB Trade Rumors, the Yankees launched a threesome of randy voyeurs Japanward to leer at Yu Darvish, the barely-legal, bangalicious ace of the Hokkaido Nippon Ham Fighters.  The big mystery: were our sexed-up scouts ordered to picture Yu in pinstripes? Or out of them, somewhere deep inside the Steinbrenner family's raunchy internet smut site?

1 comment:

I'm Bill White said...

Japanese Tiger Beat?