Friday, May 1, 2009

Yanks Say YES To Smutty Pix


Big news today on the Yankees' filthy internet sex site yesnetwork.com! Studio anchor Bob Lorenz, whose porn name is "Jinxie," bought or expensed one of those digital cameras in order to "ambush the guys and ladies in the control room" and "fire off some shots" of something. So next time your phone beeps, pick up; it's probably a sext from "Jinxie!"

UPDATE! UPDATE! K-Jo is raffling off Michael Kay's body! Possibly to the wrong sex!

To be perfectly honest, there was one question I did stay away from: Is Michael Kay single? He's not married, obviously, but I didn't know how much of his personal life I should reveal. So, after the chat, I tell Kay this and he wasn't happy with me. He wants the world to know he's single. Single! Ladies, you still have a chance. The line forms to the right.
YOU GOT THAT SINGLE LADIES?

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