Wednesday, October 7, 2009

10 Reasons Why the Twins Could be Our Nightmare

1. Too young to choke.

2. On fire going into the playoffs.

3. Joe Mauer best player in baseball. (Sorry, Albert.)

4. Can't beat a good team forever.

5. Used to playing before loud drunken crowds.

6. Too tired to think.

7. In a way, already playoff tested.

8. Our hatred of Carl Pavano could blind us.

9. Nothing to lose.

10. Screw this: We're gonna win!

6 comments:

dadlak said...

What happened to "all positive thoughts?" Twins are roadkill.

Anonymous said...

CRRRUSH THEM

dadlak said...

Another comforting thought - Nick Punto

Kenny Phelps said...

Did anyone hear Peter "I'm the smartest man in baseball" Gammons say that the Twins are something special and he's picking them to win?

Bostowned said...

Yanks just need to go out there like "Aight chumps...lets do dis. LEROOOYYYYY JEEENKIINNSS!!" and all will be well.

Reasons to hate the Twins Alph said...

The worst thing about playing the Twins is that rug rat stadium surface with the white ceiling, off of which ground rule doubles may be hit.

Detroit wins that game in Detroit on grass. That " triple" would not have become a triple.