1. It's always better to play a team that's been in decline, rather than rising. (Minnesota)
2. We owe them for 2006.
3. Verlander can't pitch twice.
4. Never have to hear the word "Carl Pavano."
5. Don't have to subject Damon's knees to Dome's concrete-like artificial turf.
6. Destitute Detroit fans will sell tickets to rich NY bankers, lessening home crowd advantage.
7. Instead of Joe Mauer, Gerald Laird.
8. After Granderson, nobody steals bases.
9. Their closer's ERA is 4.42.
10. Possiblity of hearing Emimen sing National Anthem.
Sunday, October 4, 2009
10 Reasons Why We Want to Play Detroit in Round One (following an 18-inning playoff Monday)
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
7 comments:
Playoff would be Tuesday moron get your facts straight
Monday, Tuesday, bah. Don't mess me up with trivia when I'm on a roll.
Actually I want to see Carl Pavano in the playoffs...he owes us one
#10 is reason enough. Geaux Tigers!
Carl Pavano's gift to us will come in the form of 5 runs given up in the pre-playoff, allowing us to face Detroit.
La Problema, EL Grand Duque is thus: Verlander can still pitch twice- Games 2- on a full 4 days rest, (assuming the Yanks opt for the 8 day series, whateverthehell that means) followed by Game 5, on 3 days rest, but who cares with the season on the line, he's still dangerous.
Thank God we have Joba......not.
I concur and second the motion.
Post a Comment