Thursday, October 15, 2009

All right... tap, tap, tap... what's the holdup?


Sunday, the American League Championship Series was settled.

Monday, everybody sat around, talking about the games and waiting for the National League Championship Series to be settled. Which it was.

Tuesday, everybody wrote game advances about the big series coming up, and teams practiced, and nothing happened.

Wednesday, everybody sat around, talking up the weekend and the fact that nothing was happening, and Al Martino and Captain Lou Albano died, and nobody did anything about it.

Thursday, everybody said, OK, WTF? Let's play these freakin games already. Why are we sitting around? WHY DID BASEBALL WASTE THREE PERFECTLY GOOD AUTUMN DAYS, WHEN WE KNOW IT MIGHT SNOW NEXT WEEK?

Friday, it started raining...

There has to be a better way.

3 comments:

Rufus T. Firefly said...

Another great decision by the commish.

Just like starting games in NOVEMBER at 8 o'clock at night, so everyone can where a freaking parka, and you fall asleep before the game is over. How about 1 p.m.?

No, let's just lament that kids no longer are attracted to baseball.

Bud is an effing dope.

Unknown said...

Bud in full-on 'TV is God' mode.

Unknown said...

The Man earns $15 mil a year...and makes decisions like THIS?