Unique Rules for the proposed Yankee Bowl

Next year, they're going to play a football game in the new stadium, but the so-called Yankee Bowl will require a few basic rule-changes:

1. The winning team must have Mo at the end.

2. QBs will be ejected for throwing at any opposing player's head.

3. No team will be allowed to score more than 14 points unless Jose Veras and Colter Bean are playing defense.

4. One huddle on mound per quarter.

5. If a pop fly is hit into the infield with runners on first and second and less than two outs, and the defender makes contact with the receiver prior to the arrival of the ball, interference will be called.

6. If the runner's knees touch the ground, he may not advance to the next base.

7. If a ball bounces into the stands, the defense will awarded two sacks.

8. In the event of a long fly, the outfielder shall signal a fair catch by waving his glove in the air; if he fails to do so, he can be tackled by the opposing team.

9. Game cannot end until home team has had final possession.