Notes from today's IT IS HIGH Bikini BallHoes token giveaway at Yankee Celebration

Memo To: IT IS HIGH
From: IT IS HIGH BIKINI BALLHOES TEAM LEADER CYNDI
Location: [REDACTED]

Subject: Success at Yankee Parade

What a day! While memories fresh, let me text thoughts.

First of all, IT IS HIGH BALLHOES had great time dispensing 10,000 paperweight tokens to crowd.

Upon arrival, crowd grew excited! Big cheers! Thumbs up on hotpants. A bit cold for bikinis, though.

Handed out tokens. Amazed at demand. Several girls followed by crowds grabbing. Loud chants. A few asked to move on, but stayed.

Marcia lifted over crowd, passed hand-to-hand. Dangerous. Have filed police report of her missing. (UPDATE: Marcia phoned from Trenton: All OK!)

Positioned team between Blimpie and bathrooms for warmth. Nice police on horseback surrounded, try to hold back surge of crowd. Parade passed IT IS HIGH signage. Several Yankees waved to Allison. Looked sincerely interested. Asked for number. You might get calls.

Unfortunate that crowd started throwing tokens. Really hurts. Was there when paramedics carted out Mrs. Carlyle. No matter what lawyers say, was conscious. Should IT IS HIGH HOES visit in hospital? Maybe send tokens?

Didn't know about shattered windows until police halted giveaway. Also, Mindy feels bad about horses eating tokens. At least now we know: Tokens not for horses. That’s what sampling is all about!

Presented NYC Police with remaining tokens. (About 9,040.) BALLHOES hoping for future IT IS HIGH giveaway ops. If Yankees repeat, HOES be ready!